Sunday, September 30, 2012

kpop dreams of mine!

bon  i already posted this on my deviantart but scince it's kpop and i want to amuse you i shall put it here too.

*Still have to edit this but read it anyway since it's put up for your amusement !* 

it all started with me dreaming that there was a cd of big bang sold with a magazine  here were i live .
the next one was viewing the filming of tonight from taeyang 's view (well i think it was him since he's the only one that i never saw in that dream)
I also had a dream that I was on the film set of a song of 2ne1 (it's just strange because the set nor concept is familiar so I don't have it from an mv) this time it was really me that was on the set because I interacted with everyone as me.
but after them they started to become longer and stranger but less realistic ( which I'm thankful for because those realistic ones freaked me out.) :

1) 2NE1 : I was walking around town and noticed an exhibition  of 2ne1 , I went in and it was like a museum with clothes, photo's etc. later in the dream I walked by that exhibit again and I saw that it changed so I went in again. The difference was that they were there 2ne1 was there! I was so stumped that I went in shy mode and didn't really said anything which was followed by cl telling me that I didn't have to be shy and that I needed to stand up for myself. After that lesson we made cookies and that's where that dream stopped. although that same night cl had a reappearance together with bom in another one, to cut a long dream short cl was asking me to keep in contact after I stopped with school . this was at a bus stop and when I was telling her that I would bom yelled that the bus was coming and cl had to hurry . she crossed the street stepped on the bus and I resumed what I was doing ( putting clothing on the clothes line to dry).

2) Beast & Hyuna : I was in school with beast, we were split up in groups so I had to move from one classroom to another. I went to my locker where I had ice cream that i had to eat it before it totally melted .
I went to group I was in the group had to watch the smurfs ( not he movie the series!). beast and hyuna where in that group too. following in the dream are some crazy sequences of hyuna trying  to keep me away from beast and make me look bad.
I had a hunch it didn't really work but I woke up.


3) Teen Top: I  had a dream where I was being scolded in school by the religion teacher ( don't know what you call it in English but that's the literal translation.) about sending a racy e mail to her. ( don't know how racy she didn't yelled what was in it to me). I know I was thinking I probably send it to the wrong person when there was something said on my right side . I looked and remember thinking what the heck is he doing in my class: chunji . the teacher went from devil to angel and was saying some very nice things to him when she turned to me and said very evilly that I had to thank him . so I turned to him gave him a nasty face thanked him . started bickering with him afterwards and woke up not even tree sentences far in the discussion.  

4) Infinite & SNSD : I was on a camping trip ( well it seemed that way although I just dreamed that I was locked up in some castle until I met infinite, started a conversation with them just to end up outside on what seems like a camping trip. ) with infinite and snsd .
We sported and afterwards I had to change clothes because we were going to have a  barbecue .Jessica gave me key of the car so I could search for my clothes and change.
After looking in the car for a while I couldn't find my clothes  to change in so I took some from the car and ended up in a dress one of my Barbie dolls used to have. while changing I saw poster of ljoe in a house. I went back to barbecue and danced.


5) GD & Teen Top : Neighbors ( the show) with a twist : it had gd in it and he was friends with me. We were standing in the setting of Harold's store .We were worried about niel cause something happened and we were talking about it to the girl behind the counter ( kate?). The rest of dream was some school trip (in Christmas market style btw. Christmas trees lights and fake snow well I think it was fake because I wasn't cold) were I had to draw a portrait and it ended up being niel (supa luv style) ,while I drew I had some conversation ( which at one point was about a sewing machine) with Ricky.

6) Beast & Hyuna : I was in Korea and  had to spy on hyuna but it didn't really work because I don't speak Korean .
Because of that I got myself a cell phone that translated text .  I went to a cafe because I saw hyuna with beast .they spotted me and started a conversation I didn't understood (where the heck is that cell phone now?) dongwoon puckered his lips to me,  I tried to kick his shins but  I couldn't so I slapped him.
then some crazy sequence of losing sight of them, having to return the phone and finding them again which I didn't.

7) Teen Top : I was travelling with some friends apparently and we were going somewhere when I saw teen top in the station doing some fan thing . when we passed by  they said something to us and I went oh sucks I don't understand them.
Adding strange interval about me cleaning avoiding someone in a big ass apartment and the group forgetting somebody who was showering.
Later we went to the beach with the train so back off to the station . teen top was again there passing out cookies . we passed by without any interaction but I kept my eye on them until I couldn't see them anymore. I was almost on the train when I said I didn't wanna go anymore and somebody( my friend apparently but I didn't see any faces of my friends..)started teasing me that I just wanted to go back to teen top . anyway I went back and they passed out Mikado cookies (pocky sticks) .  I took one and went to see the train schedule not far from them. For a reason I don't really know about  changjo came over and stood next to me . no problem there but suddenly he started to push me I pushed back and we kinda fought like this until we were in  an awkward position where he could pick me up and I couldn't really struggle . he carried me over to a bench right next to the rest of teen top . he said something to me and I went into my I don't understand you freak mode until ljoe translated whatever he said in English ( I never really heard what was said but I knew they said something) and I started saying aniya aniya  and bam I woke up. what's the lesson in this never eat pocky sticks before you go to sleep or you'll have a strange dream of getting one out of the hands of a group member ?

8) Donghae warning he's not so nice! :  I was at some place which was filled up with people and we were all around some stage.  I was in the first line and whoever  was on the stage began to choose random people. Donghae came to me and squished my face in  a hand  saying oh this one's ugly this could be fun. So he pulled me on stage . I had to stand next to him and he said something along you'll never  get  a boyfriend looking like that , mumbling your skins oily . my answer: I don't care if I'll turn into some crazy lonely cat person don't think your all that being famous.
he apparently choose me because everybody who was picked out was in a competition and he thought that I would suck meaning he could laugh at my fail. But I didn't suck . he was going to say something to me (hopefully apologize I hope my brain wanted to make him apologize but my mom decided to drop a broom creating a domino effect with all the other brooms so I woke up .)  

9) shinee and jo kwon : it was this kind of theater stage play. key onew and teamin  figured out how to cheat a quiz : make a suit so 3 people can go as one . it was this black suit thing so it would look as if it was one person with 3 heads. It apparently worked cause a bit later they were competing in the quiz. among the contesters there was jo kwon in a dinosaur suit .note : quiz masters of the day Samson and gert.

10) teen top : playing volleyball ljoe tripped and hurt himself ,niel was worried about him and for some reason I was saying something like I'll reset everything so we can see how it happened I'm sure he's alright.

11) gikwang: strange dream of me sitting in front of the television at my grandma's place having the discussion of which one is correct gikwang of kikwang. the scene changed to the kitchen. the refigerator was broken and we had to empty it : a hamburger , apple pies ( the fridge was mostly filled with these.) and a coke. i thought hey nice a coke but before i could even open it gikwang came in to snatch it away and claim it for junhyung. at this point i started an argument . it could have gone further but my mother woke me up because there was something wrong with the computer and i had to fix it.

12) ljoe and niel: i was in a classroom seated at the right at the back ljoe was seated next to me. niel was seated at the left at the front directly in front of the teacher. what exactly happened isn't very clear but or we had a test taken before it was originally planned or we had one a few days or a week after it was planned taken . i was quickly done with it and started making lucky stars out of some paper that appeared out of nowhere. ljoe was almost finished ( i am guessing the class we're in is English ) when the teacher said to niel did you even study. niel answered yes i did the teacher answered i don't think so. at that point niel turned around and with a murderous glare in his eyes looked our (me and ljoe's ) direction. i was sitting there like hope you're not looking at me like that what did i do. afterwards i was cutting out a drawning while telling this  story until i woke up.

13) exo: this was a very strange dream of a press conference with the head liner: exo is gooing to split. luhan and baekhyun were going to do their own thing.  the dream was pretty short but so realistic that i woke up wondering if it was true or not.

14) teen top: i had an exam where i had to know things about them: parts i remember were putting them in order for age and length. naming them and telling things about their mv's and cd's.
So that are all of them except the one where I went to buy a house with a guy. I never saw the guy's face but I was sure it was kikwang. we bought the house but we stil had to clean it because the previous owners stuff was there (think collectors mania style btw) his friends came over to help us out (which i think was beast but again i never really saw them.

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Thursday, September 13, 2012

PSY - newspaper cut


my translation of something that was published today in a newspaper here!
though i do think everybody is going a little bit overboard with this and i really get bored with all the hater comments and idiots ( i mean things like gay chinese people and condom style)